I have a winner of the Obscene John McCain Limerick Competition!
If you'll recall, this is to do with Chris Bowers' John McCain Googlebomb project; we decided to do this as a John McCain tasteless limerick competition, because as Bowers writes,
What especially irks me about McCain's pure as the driven snow national image is how the Washington pundit elites have continued to help manufacture it. McCain is the most frequent guest on Sunday morning talk shows, whose hosts clearly have done a terrible job of exposing the truth about him. We simply can't trust the gatekeepers of our conventional wisdom to treat John McCain with any skepticism whatsoever.
Combine that with our love of disgusting limericks, and we have an all-around winner!
Some fine specimens in the thread unfortunately had to be disqualified as they were not John McCain Googlebombs, as fine as they were as far as dirty limericks go. So, here are the finalists:
Thers (Me):
There was an odd pol, John McCain:
John McCain ate the Punditry's brain:
John McCain's silly "straight talk"
Made Tweety joyfully squawk --
And out of his Hardballs, he came.
There once was a man known a maverick
Who secretly was a big prick
He supported G. Bush
And sold out his tush
Watching John McCain whore is just sick.
John McCain's belching George Bush's come
And Dobson's left goo in his bum
For the props of his peers
He'll take jizz in his ears
And then he'll be both deaf and dumb.
Snark:
John McCain likes to swallow the jizz
While conducting his Senatorial biz.
He can’t get enough
Of that warm gooey stuff.
And prefers no other to his.
John McCain is the punditry's stooge
They line up to adorn him with spooge
He's a straight talkin' man
As they batter his can
and that's why his tricks call him "The Luge."
John McCain's sending Valentine's notes
To those sowing political oats
"I'm a faithful factotum
Who'll slurp crabs from your scrotum
If you can deliver me votes."
John McCain's a political whore
A war addict always looking to score
He's promised his tush
To George W. Bush
And now his ass is tremendously sore.
And VA forgot the Googlebomb, but I like it...
Says Chris Matthews to CNN's Blitzer,
"I just had a John McCain spritzer."
Two parts were his jizz,
One part's laxative;
Soon Wolf will be wolfing the shitter.
So who's the winner? Why, we're all winners! Because this was Chris Bowers' idea, the prize money for the Whiskey Fire Disgusting John McCain Limerick Googlebomb Contest goes to BlogPac.
Congratulations! And a big shout out to John McCain, you dishonest dingleberry.