Like Scooping Live Maggots Out of Your Bellybutton, Catching Steve Doocy Sniffing Your Underpants, Or Tasting a Rush Limbaugh Sausage Burp, Only Much, Much Worse

I cannot contemplate a more viscerally revolting assemblage of words than "Lanny Davis defends Roger Goodell."

Lanny Davis has done worse things, I suppose, but this is just so intimately disgusting, petty, and nasty, I actually hope he was paid for this shit. That I could at least get my head around. But I bet he's sincerely expounding his "morals."

Gross.

Excuse me while I go do something more wholesome, like Googling "Mitch McConnell in twirly nip tassels & a hot pink thong."