Whiskey Fire

Wingnut SPORTS!

Wow.

Just... wow.

Ahem.

Shorter American Spectator:

The reason the Pittsburgh Pirates have been so godawful for so long is because of Jane Fonda and Jimmy Carter. Also capitalism sucks when Jane Fonda's wife does it.

Bonus fun! Reagan was booed in Pittsburgh in 1982 because of "malcontents."

This Makes Sense

Somehow.

Cory Wade (3-0) got the win after pitching to just one batter, Jed Lowrie, who ended the sixth by flying out.

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It's just weird. (Surely Burnett deserves some sort of medal for not serving up 13 or so?)