I was born on a doomed, distant planet, and was only saved because I was sent to Earth as an infant. Under this planet's yellow sun, I soon found that I have the power to get nasty sunburns when I fall asleep drunk at the beach. My wife and I have 194 children, all under the age of 6. Bacon is delicious.


Irish literature & history, censorship and its discontents, Pierre Bourdieu, trying to find time for a nap.