To be clear: it is not the policy of this blog to make fun of horrible idiots. It is the hobby of the person who perpetrates this blog to make fun of horrible idiots.
Hey look -- Andrew J. Patrick!
Like guerrilla warfare, all political protests aim at substituting
concentration and passion for actual numbers. The idea is to pretend
that your opinions are entirely mainstream, even though they’re so far
removed from the mainstream that you have to organize a protest to
express them.
NOTES. Citations missing. Concept of "guerilla warfare" utterly puerile, pig-ignorant. Argument hilariously not informed by awareness of many people knowing and studying relevant history, and talking about their findings in public fora. Use of "all" in first sentence worth snickering over. Obvious bog-standard pompous dumbass.
Of course, if your “protest” involves nothing more than saying Rape is
Like, Seriously Bad You Guys while dressed up like a prostitute
(because, post-structuralist ironic frisson!), then you must go he extra
mile to pretend that anyone not totally on board with your project is
just Terrified of Strong Women, Or Something.
NOTES. Link goes to RS McCain. Hahahahaha. "Post-structuralist ironic frisson" not actual joke involving knowing jack, or shit.
As for RS McRape:
What people used to mean by the word
“rape” has been revised in recent decades because of college women
complaining about date rape. The rhetoric of SlutWalk activists —
“No means no!” — is obviously not directed at the lurking
sociopath, the knife-wielding career criminal who pounces from
ambush in darkened alleys. Rather, feminist harangues about the
meaning and importance of consent are directed at otherwise
law-abiding men who don’t cope appropriately with sexual
rejection....
Nowhere is this problem more widely decried than at America’s
colleges and universities. Date rape is an apparently common campus
crime that usually involves two drunk young people, one of whom has
an erect penis, and the other of whom is unable to avert what the
erect penis typically does.
YES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, THAT IS RAPE.
If you are "unable to avert" an "erect penis" penetrating you... THAT IS TEXTBOOK RAPE.
As Myles used to say: GAH! GAH! GAH! ("it cannot be often enough stated: women are people.")
The point of the SlutWalks is that women are, you know, sexual: and that's great! Women can be as sexual as they please. Because women by and large like sex, because sex is great.
But men are still not allowed to rape women.
Why any of this is complicated is beyond me....
“Strong Woman.” It bothers me how much I hate hearing these words. It
shouldn’t. Women are perfectly capable of being Strong, and indeed, must
be strong if they hope to have any kind of success in life. But
strength is the child of Self-Discipline. You become strong by
concentration, by endurance, by will. You do not become strong by making
an idiot of yourself in public with fellow idiots.
NOTES. Well, pal, you're churning on agreeably with the "making an idiot of yourself in public" program....
Hello, women? This young twit would like you to know that you are perfectly capable of being Strong! Ain't he a peach?
Strong is not the same as Loud. Strong is not the same as Rude. Strong
is not the same as Agreeing With Every Other Persun in the Room With
Ovaries (because, Solidarity!). And Strong is not the same as
complaining about Esoteric Linguistic Oppression when…
NOTES. When you paraphrase a sexist link, you learn that sexism is grand!
My Lord, this dimwit publishes this picture:
You clearly can't be trusted to handle your bits responsibly, so kindly keep the fuck away from my kids?
Thanks much, fuckface.
SUPERMAS. Fuckface replies!
It's... sad. See, I employed words in capital letters, and thus failed to appreciate the Lighthearted Humor of RS McCain's charming rape comedy jokes.
What can you do.
