This blog has no ads, because, as I have stressed, I'm uttterly lazy.
I am often solicited to offer ads, however. I usually ignore these, but this one is kind of fantastic:
Hey!
I wanted to contact you because our company, OriginalBOS, has improved our Balls of Steel with a new technology that no other spirit chiller has. Balls of Steel are the first steel spirit chillers on the market and they now have a new technology that gives the balls a strong and lasting chill.
We also donate a portion of our proceeds to mens' health. OriginalBOS is a company with a cause that provides a product to give you the perfect spirits.
I can provide beautiful high resolution photos, videos, testimonials and lab results.
This is a perfect fit for your blog and it would be a hit with your readers! Let me know if you would like to write about it and I will forward you the information. I could even draft something up for you if you would like.
Best,
Name of Person
"Whiskey Connoisseur"
I think I am in love.