Townhall Dot Com has been horribly boring for a while now, and it used to be ever so fun.
The Sadly No Two-Minute Townhall has been dormant for years now, which is probably why.
Hence, the Heroic Couplet Townhall.
Ann Coulter.
O! goddamn please, let's get on with it:
Kill Honduran kids, who gives a shit?
Jackie Gingrich Cushman.
O! Republicans O!
Why can't you see
Our tomorrow is
Nineteen eighty three?
Victor David Hanson.
My dumb advice caused carnage and cost:
I miss the point of Robert Frost.
Derek Hunter.
How alarmin', all this weepin' wailin' --
Holy shit, who's in charge -- Sarah Palin?
Larry Elder.
Hark! to the ACA expertise of Cato!
The Marine Biologists behind Sharknado!
Jeff Jacoby.
Ha ha we win! even though we are dumb shits
Because we exist in Massachusetts.
(NB: this one is really fucking inexplicable. I did my best.)
Judge Andrew Napolitano.
It's too much! Oh Lord I've had it!
This president is... Democratic!
Oh, fun's fun.
But then you get down to the really weird shit, like this oddball crap from "John Ransom," about how Obama is totalitarian for disliking incredibly wealthy Russians.
Wild.
Fuck.
A Duck.