There is a "person" named "Patrick Quinlan" whom I have totally never met before, especially in high school. He has just started a blog, in order to catch the crest of the hip new social media wave of 2005. Everything he writes on this blog is cartoonishly wrong, but this post is mildly interesting, if you can accept that "hard-boiled prose" means "write like an egg."
I don't know what that means, but I know it is a dis.