Sometimes the Internet presents one with extraordinary coinkydinks and correspondences.
Last week we discovered that it is a very bad thing indeed to teach extremely young college-age women about how to have satisfying orgasms.
But also this relic of the Golden Sexist Age surfaced.
It's a distillation of what 600 1950s housewives wanted from their husbands. This was the Prize:
"Ardent lover -- sees that wife has orgasm in marital congress. (20)"
BE IT RESOLVED THIS DAY IN THE MARITAL CONGREFFS OF THESE UNITED STATEFS: homina homina.
I'm kind of with the "fucking is enjoyable if everyone gets off" party.
I think that particular party will win many elections unless one of those weird Doctor Who things happens and tomorrow we wake up and Archbishop John Charles McQuaid turns out to be the Supreme Dalek who decrees nobody gets to come unless it is to fully-wimpled lingerie ads in Nuns Wear Daily, or else, Lord Save Us, this, whatever the fuck that may be, and I am crying inside and it hurts please make it go away.
PS (Note: the video below explains the "Helens agree" joke in the post title. Nothing human can explain the Malkin video linked in the last sentence; the works of one Mr. Lovecraft may very well in this regard prove less than satisfactory.)