The American Spectator informs us that "57,000 conservatives can't be wrong," as a means of wishing me to "like" the American Spectator on Facebook.
I remain unconvinced.
I discovered this interesting hypothesis while examining this Jeffrey Lord post. Jeffrey Lord is a merry fellow; bright blue his jacket is, and also he's a twatwaffle.
Jeffrey Lord is bothered to inform us that Conservatives Have Senses of Humor while liberals, as exemplified by Conor Fruzendorff (!), are dour scolds what don't get the infinite laffs that must blossom from, for instance, this hilarious Rush Limbaugh-icism:
You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.
Right.
I can't say "I don't get it," because, I get it.
Not laughing, though. O! my charcoal heart.
After the post the American Spectator asks for your credit card information.
Because, they solemnly inform you, if you wish to login or register at the American Spectator, you will be able to participate in the Lofty Debate that is the Jeffrey Lord comments section, which would be, entirely, he's the only commenter, this:
Shit.
Imagine that you paid cash money to post an internet comment and this is what you managed to achieve.
Uh, hold on --
None of you redsnouts are allowed to comment here unless you pay me six dollars first! I'm not palying either!