The Townhall brain trust has uncovered a wicked conspiracy on the part of The Blacks to steal Texas for Obama through the vicious practice of passing out water bottles to people waiting on line to vote.
Friday afternoon at an early polling place located at 6719 W. Montgomery Road in Houston, NAACP members were seen advocating for President Barack Obama according to volunteer poll watchers on location at the time.
According to Eve Rockford, a poll watcher trained by voter integrity group True the Vote, three NAACP members showed up to the 139 precinct location with 50 cases of bottled water and began handing bottles out to people standing in line. While wearing NAACP labeled clothing, members were "stirring the crowd" and talking to voters about flying to Ohio to promote President Barack Obama.
As Townhall would have it, such atrocities are roughly equivalent to those perpetrated by the Dusky Hordes in the classic documentary Birth of a Nation.
Or else, perhaps what happened is that a crazy person trained by voter suppression group True the Vote made a pest of herself and was told to go away.
Whatever. Expect to see several million similar stories blared out screechily come Wednesday. Fun!