Because The Politico just can't help itself. Holy toboggans.
1) Will Mitt Romney’s momentum be stopped?
What momentum?
"And even though there are multiple schools of thought on how Sandy could affect voters’ feelings about the candidates or the nuts and bolts of getting folks to turn out"...
"Schools of thought"...?
2) Does Obama have a natural advantage because he’s president? "The short answer: Yes."
There is a hurricane. How lucky a fellow he is, that Obama.
...?
"As president, Obama’s best politics are to simply do his job well"
Don't let poor people drown, Barack! This is all crackerjack political advice! Take notes!
3) How will ad strategies be affected?
How about if anyone who gets flooded gets to punch you in the fucking mouth?
4) How will the storm affect early voting?
We're allowed to have that?
5) Does this throw a wrench into Obama’s vaunted ground game?
Why are you paid for this shit?
This was a Necessary Article.
Gah! Gah! Gah!