For a Prick at NRO Named Jason Lee Steorts
“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you.”
“But why did you form me here?”
“Where else would I have formed you?”
“When else would you have known me?”
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“What you? What me?”
"Thanks for Your Wise Plan, God, that involved me getting raped! Seen in perspective, me getting raped was the shit."