Gosh. The never-ridiculous Marc Thiessen informs us that the Musselman-in-Chief has been caught with his hijab down, probably as an attempt to advance the cause of jihad and thus make Kansas gay.
President Obama is touting his foreign policy experience on the campaign trail, but startling new statistics suggest that national security has not necessarily been the personal priority the president makes it out to be. It turns out that more than half the time, the commander in chief does not attend his daily intelligence meeting.
Gracious!
This is alarming. Maybe he'll miss some important memo, something like, oh, "Zombie Bin Laden determined to attack within United States."
(Seriously, Theissen tells us how very diligent Bush was about attending these meetings, which is interesting, as Bush's punctuality resulted nevertheless in unending foreign policy catastrophes. This merely adds further evidence, not that any were needed, to support my cherished belief that there is nothing more professionally productive than avoiding idiot meetings.)