This Townhall column by Laurita Doan is the fucking shit. I mean, holy FUCK is it fucking great. I fucking agree with ever single fucking word in this motherfucker.
Americans seem to have become accustomed to the casual use of the “F” word, with celebrities tracking, proudly, the number of times they “drop the “f” bomb” in public. The frequent use of the “f” word has coarsened our public discourse. But, many of our most emblematic American values, the very characteristics that shape our national character and contribute to American exceptionalism, have been given a bad rep by liberals because they, too, are “F” words.
As George Washington his own fucking self would have fucking said, fuck yeah.
Freedom from an overly intrusive government that thinks that only government knows what is best for Americans. Democrats prefer to support over-expansive government intrusiveness in the lives of all Americans, and over-regulation of our industries that is stifling American competitiveness.
Too fucking right. It was over-fucking-regulation of fucking credit fucking defaults that fucking destroyed the fucking economy and threw people out of fucking work. I mean, fuck!
Faith, the belief that something exists that is greater than we. The acknowledgement that, regardless of the religious diversity that currently exists in our country, we were founded as an essentially Judeo-Christian society, so much so, that we have no qualms about putting “In God we Trust” on our nation’s money is a concept which Democrats seem to abhor and Republicans embrace.
Because as The Mothafuckin Son of God said, "put my fucking pops name on your money, bitch, or you motherfuckers hate fucking ME."
Free Enterprise and the belief in a capitalist society, in which a man can change his stars through innovation, hard work and perseverance. Democrats seek to change that emphasis and shift the country’s job creation power base from one of individual initiative to one of government granted entitlement.
Because motherfucking innovators like Goldman Sachs ain't shit when it comes to fucking buying off Senators, not next to the motherfucking Big Poor People fucking fatcats.
Family and the importance of the family unit as a stabilizing and creative force in our society is a system which has served this country well for over 200 years, but which, now, Democrats have put under attack. A growing dependency on government support, the sad increase in the number of divorces and the dramatic increase in the number of children born to single mothers has destroyed the primacy of the traditional family at great expense to the nation.
It is the fucking Democrats who fucking cheer on divorces... and yet the motherfucking hypocrites don't get them as much as fucking Republicans! Holy fuck! Could blue state fucks fucking hate Jesus more than in their not-divorcing fuckery?
Ah, fuck, she has more of these, and I'm getting fucking bored. One fucking more:
Frugality, in all matters economic, epitomized the early years of this nation. Sadly, we have come a long way from the days of Alexander Hamilton, who with painstaking care set the foundations for our current Treasury system and the handling of national debt. In just the last three years, Obama and Democrat spendthrifts in congress have caused the national debt to balloon to over $15 trillion dollars, more than our Annual Gross Domestic Product (GDP). Four trillion of that debt has been incurred in the past three years, when Democrats expanded entitlements, subsidies, pork projects and crony capitalism.
This fucking idiot worked for the Bush administration, whose fucking tax breaks blew the big whole in the fucking debt, and whose fucking economic fecklessness -- that's right, I said fecklessness, motherfucker -- has fucked us all the fuck up.
The fucking point here is that it's fucking hilarious for a fucking Bush official to pretend that there's a fucking problem with the word "fuck," claim moral fucking high ground, and then talk fucking shit about how everything is the fucking "Democrat" fault. I'm not even a big fucking fan of the fucking Democrats, but fuck that shit.
"I don't say fuck, but I'll talk shit!" Fuck you.