Pfft. Robert Stacy McCain. Honestly...
If you’re gonna go gonzo, go all the way. This is the kind of situation where the only question is: What Would Hunter Thompson Do?
Gosh. Maybe, get an actual paying gig as a non-tip-jar hack "journalist" polishing ideological knob? Not suck up to Glenn Reynolds? Be remembered?
Oh but wait. "RSM" got a Bloody Mary at an airport bar, at 8AM!, watched Rick Santorum shoot pheasants, mumbled about speed limits, and most freaky gonzo of all:
OK – we just pulled off at a McDonald’s near I-80 so I could get online
I would say "Selah," except someone else already did.