by Ripley
Oh, man! Erik Gunderson from Red State and CNN has, once again, bested us. We are bested, people! We have been bested! (You younger readers might want to ask your Gramps and/or NaNas what "bested" means. It's an old-timey thing.)
But skin my dog if that crafty motherfucker, Erik Henderson from Red State and CNN, didn't show us what's what!
They are, it turns out, the 53%. Seriously, check out that link and see what '53%' brings up on Google.
Erik Gustalvson, from Red State and CNN, has one-handedly taken over the internet and changed the way we think, just like he did with Olympia Snowe and Roy Pomeroy and that other person who's not even on the internets anymore or remembered by anyone who has a life. Can I get an 'Eek!', people? Hear him roar, baby!
They are the, what is it now... the not quite living in the streets but still arrogant enough to point their fingers at the people who earn slightly less money for doing shittier jobs that require more physically demanding labor but might possibly be less than lily white so... what, I gotta say it out loud? (And, really, I'm going to take the time to put all those "-'s" in there? What, I work for Red State and CNN, I have so much time on my hands now like some kind of Queen or pundit or something?)
That's right, they're the 53 skidoos or something. Scuse me - THE 53% which is some kind of fucking division thing that just... Seriously, Karl Rove couldn't figure that math out.
But, bravo, Erik Randolphschmidt from Red State and CNN, bravo! You have turned the tables on us once again with your wit, your brevity, and your pernicious "meet me in the parking lot and let's talk nasty about the poor folks!" ways.
Yes, you are the 53%, my brother. I hope you enjoy the learning lesson, as it may come.
Ladies and gentlemen, Erik Erikson's legend. Yay!
Mas: I have to add this, for those who don't click the link. Erik Erikson, Grand Poobah of RedState.com, Republican Rentboy for CNN (political anaylist, my ass!) and general sit-on-his-ass-all-day-posting-emails, is holding up a sign that says "I Work 3 Jobs". Fuck you, Erik. I.. no... just fuck you! Get a real job, asshole. Then we can talk.
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