I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and dickless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a smarmy visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of wank command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`HEY THERE DOUCHEBAG!
IT'S ALL PORN AND SPAM!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
(Don't click the link. It's funny, but still.)