Been meaning to recommend Roll 'Bama Roll's "It's Meltdown Time!" roundup for a while now. Every Saturday in the universe of college football fandom, there is a team that coughs up a hairball of a game against competition at least perceived to be of inferior quality. The column highlights comments from the message boards of the fans of the team that choked.
JOE COX IS BETTER THAN FUCKING MURRAY. NO EXCUSE THIS GAME. HE LOST IT AND HE SHOULD BE BENCHED FOR SUCH A SHITTY FUCKING GAME. Oh... but... he scored 42 points. Cry me a fuck river pussies! He gave USCe more points than their shitty ass football team scored the entire game on offense! Fuck Murray, Richt, (Bo Bo had a good game once Richt turned it over to him in the 2nd half, can't help Murray is such a pussy!), and the rest of you DISNEY FUCKS! I can't believe we just lost to that miserable football team.
"The rest of you DISNEY FUCKS!" is sublime.