The SEIU holds a march. At this march there are groups who identify themselves as Communists. "Zombie" attends the march and takes photographs.
He thinks about his Discoveries and posts them to the Internet.
And thus we discover the wingnut syllogism. I quote:
Obama is closely linked with the SEIU.
The SEIU is closely linked with communists.
You do the math.
That's a quote.
The formal logic of the Internet demands that I myself attempt a wingnut syllogism.
(These, it emerges, tend to achieve something of the pristine loveliness of haiku, except, well, for how they kick haiku's ass.)
The structure is, I believe: Major crap premise, Another major crap premise, Stupid catchphrase.
Osama Bin Laden is closely linked with Saddam Hussein.
Saddam Hussein is closely linked with nuclear weapons.
Do I have to draw you a PICTURE?
Or:
Waterboarding isn't torture, and anyway, we never tortured anyone.
We can prove that the torture we didn't do worked by proving that you can't prove that the torture we didn't do, that we say isn't torture anyway... didn't work!
Fuck you, hippie.