Tehran apparently controls the fruit-hatted lands in our soft tan underbelly. With nukes!
Why we have not already launched nukes, and SEALS, or perhaps nukes with SEALS strapped to them, escapes me. Stupid gay marriage, and, uh, federalism? Is that right?
NUKES! SEALS! PINEAPPLES!
Shit yeah...
PINEAPPLES UNDER THE SEA!
The Plankton part is played by the NRO chorus, only more fey.