According to a sure-to-be-reliable Fox Nation report, the Wisconsin Senate Democrats who aren't in Wisconsin because the governor of Wisconsin is an anti-union greedhead jihadist are all about to cave in because of the Wisconsin governor's diabolically clever and grown-up machinations of witholding their paychecks, and also because one of them is pregnant.
Fox Nation has learned exclusively from a highly placed source within Wisconsin state politics that the fourteen AWOL Democrats are experiencing "dissension in the ranks." State Sen. Julie Lassa (D) is pregnant and "extremely unhappy" about being on the run. State Sen. Jon Erpenbach (D) has been hit particularly hard by his paycheck being withheld. Wisconsin State Senate leadership is currently negotiating with eight of the fourteen to come home.
Because Fox is a trusty source for this sort of thing, it makes idiots of the Ed Morrisey class very excited. And because it just isn't absurd enough on its face to take Fox seriously here, extreme idiots of the Moe Lane class have to make it even more ridiculous:
I just found out about this from Fox Nation (via Hot Air), as part of a breaking story that possibly the hiding Wisconsin state senators are starting to crack under the strain of not doing the jobs that they were elected to do:
State Sen. Julie Lassa (D) is pregnant and “extremely unhappy” about being on the run.
Those twisted, sadistic FREAKS in the Wisconsin Democratic party really and truly made a woman with child go into interstate exile for two weeks? So that union bosses could keep unlimited access to funds to fuel their politician (and other prostitutes) habits? That is sick. That is disgusting.
But, you know… that is pretty typical for the Democratic party leadership, too. Heck, we should probably be grateful that they didn’t drop Sen. Lassa off at a Planned Parenthood clinic, complete with a meaningful look.
It cannot be stressed enough, though apparently it is a concept that escapes dopes like Moe, that women, even when they are pregnant, are capable of making "decisions for themselves," which is what Sen. Lassa has done. Though if the child does come and she goes back to her local hospital, I wouldn't be much surprised if Walker sent state troopers to the delivery room. It's his style.
Lane's Planned Parenthood gag is very amusing also! Maybe her man colleagues bosses will also force her to get gay married and convert her to Islam!