Jim DeMint and Jim Jordan would like to inform you that they have enormous testicles.
America's debt problem wasn't created overnight, and implementing a complete solution will take both time and perseverance. With a healthy dose of courage from elected leaders, however, we can get America moving on the right track again.
They don't care who they fuck with! But to be more specific:
Every component of our plan will undoubtedly raise the ire of one group or another, whether it is labor unions who want more benefits or Angora goat herders who want more subsidies.
Wow. That's some sack you're swinging there, fellas, calling out the mighty Angora goat herders lobby in public like that. You're some real baaaaadasses.
Oh, and labor unions. Who were your fans anyway.
But that's not fair, they are willing to take some political risks!
The largest step toward spending reduction begins with the start of the next fiscal year on Oct. 1. On that day, the bill further cuts non-defense discretionary spending to 2006 levels and implements a hard freeze through 2021.
Oh, wait, no, they aren't.
What they want to do in the short term is end any stimulative spending so the country slides back into recession, figuring that will help them in 2010. Then they want to continue massive entitlement programs for Wall Street, perhaps by outsourcing Social Security to Goldman Sachs, which isn't even a joke I'm making.
Thank goodness the revitalized Democratic party will stop them and stick up for the regular Joe, which is a joke I'm making. Ha ha ha ho ho ho bleah.
At least those Angora goat herders are going to get the stomping they so richly deserve, though, those commie bastards. Real Americans don't wear that domestically produced metrosexual Angora crap, you know. Real Americans wear cheap shit made in Third World hellholes by eight year olds.