Here is a Big Dumb Strawman put together by Glenn Reynolds:
We often hear politicians and pundits denounce property rights. Property rights, we're told, protect the fat cats against the needs of the public. They're a tool for keeping the little guy down.
In the actual universe we never hear politicians or pundits say anything remotely of the kind.
Similarly, in the actual universe, large private corporations with political influence swallowing up the property of small businesses is precisely what you'd expect under a government corrupted by decades of glib libertarian dogmatic rhetorical posturing.
In Glenn Reynold's universe, corporations have too much power over how the government operates because of the liberal media and socialist politicians.
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