Perhaps you have failed to appreciate the immense gravitas exuded by Megyn Kelly, who has a News Program on Fox News. See, apparently, Megyn Kelly has a News Program on Fox News, and somehow, this matters!
TVNewser learns that “America Live” anchor Megyn Kelly is in the 2010 GQ Men of the Year issue, which hit newsstands this week. Kelly is the only tvnewser to be selected for the 2010 media personality.
I suppose that translates to English somehow. It means, "morons will masturbate."