Busted!

Thers, you’re a socialist lackey. Men and women are in the field, defending our country from people. Who Want. To. Kill. Us. What were you doing on 9/11/01: redecorating your ice cave on Mars?

(Also I lack a "number gut." Er... guilty?)

MORE. "What I meant was back in the early 1970s, you simply would not have cared about the Khmer Rouge one way or the other."

That's fair. Until I was four, I was kind of oblivious to this sort of "argument." But after that I had a handle on it.