by va
A gas station should not be put near the wreckage of the Deepwater Horizon. BigHollywood should be forbidden from going into gay bars. The second amendment should not be near the first amendment. The internet should not exist within several miles of Ted Stevens' downed plane. There should be no psychiatric hospitals while Pamela Geller is free to enjoy society. Rand Paul should not be allowed near bodies of water. JPMorgan Chase should not operate local branches in Jefferson County, Alabama. There must be no Russian embassy in the vicinity of Sarah Palin's house. Shade trees should not be planted in John Boehner's congressional district (but oak trees should take up every available inch of Andrew Breitbart's yard). Lindsey Graham should never set foot in a maternity ward. Jack "Bill Ayers wrote Dreams from my Father" Cashill must stay out of Kenya, and, for that matter, Hawaii. Radio crazy Michael Savage should be kept out of Britain. The so-called "Committee To Save The World" should be exiled from planet Earth. There should be no memories of Ronald Reagan. The Tea Party must be prevented from crashing the Beer Summit.