I guess I always knew this was coming, but still, when you get the official confirmation of your superannuation, it's a bit rough. Whiskey, plz.
On the other hand for some strange reason I remain not especially weepily nostalgic about the Stone Temple Pilots, so much so, my credit card remains untempted by appeals of this sort. Go figure.
MORE. Oh, here's the spiel. Surprisingly, no STP, but I never gave a shit about Screaming Trees, either.
The ALT Vault 3 CD Music Collection
Can you feel that? It's the Rock Gods pounding their staffs of infinite head-banging power in celebration over the The ALT Vault 3 CD Set! Start a riot and get ready for the biggest rock revolution yet to come on the market. The Alt Vault Music Collection is full of more than 50 songs that'll get your blood pumping with maddening mayhem!
With artists like Silverchair, Screaming Trees, New Order, Dinosaur Jr., Jane's Addiction, and much more this alternative rock music collection is a perfect compilation of all the rock songs you've come to know and love. The Alt Vault 3 as seen on TV is the newest series in what stemmed from the Edge Music Collection 3 CD Set.
Why not dabble in the dark arts and purchase the ALT Vault 3 CD Set now!
If it really is the Rock Gods giving me this persistent throbbing headache, I should like them to cut it out. If they could dial it down to a +3 as opposed to Infinite Staff of Head-Banging Power, I would be pleased to employ the Mystic Aspirin of Gratitude.
Also, when "rock revolutions" "come on the market," pretty much by definition, they cease to be "rock revolutions."
Also, "Silverchair, Screaming Trees, New Order, Dinosaur Jr., Jane's Addiction"...?
And if I wanted to dabble in the dark arts I would have fucking told the Sorting Hat to put me in Slytherin. Which I motherfucking didn't.