The idea of Jay Leno hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner is ghastly enough. But there now exists in the world a 5-page-long Politico interview with Jay Leno about him hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and it is chock-full of anecdotes about Jay Leno hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner back when Reagan was president. It includes an account of George Shultz ogling Fawn Hall's ass.
This is easily the most hideous thing to ever appear on the Internet. It is so godawful I honestly think I just might "go outside." No, seriously.