What is most fun about this is the sheer impenetrability of the writing. The hell?
Whatever. The following is the Classic Wingnut Sentence, the one that rules them all, and in the darkness binds them:
And as a non-lawyer who once toyed with going into law, I see several areas where a judge (especially in very, very blue Maryland) might rule in their favor, by the precise letter of the law, but most people would laugh in their faces.
The claim to authority here is fantastic: "oh yeah? You think you know the law? Well. I once idly considered becoming a lawyer, but then I said 'fuck it.' TASTE MY STEEL!