World Nut Daily reports that Sean Hannity is going to Run for President.
Egged on by radio colleague Bill Cunningham, Hannity said he would consider entering the front lines of the political fray if God directs him.
"I've never made a decision in my life without – whatever destiny God has you've got to fulfill it," he said. "I'm not sure that's my destiny."
God always intended for Hannity to be a douchebag, and he's fulfilled that destiny. So you never know. Besides, as News Max points out,
Hannity would make a formidable candidate, with the likability of Reagan, good looks and strong convictions. He's also a polished communicator and knows the issues inside out.
Hee hee. But the best part is this:
Later in the program, a member of the audience asked what the host thought of a Hannity-Palin ticket.
The studio audience erupted in applause.
Hannity asked: "Would any of you really want me to run?"
Loud applause followed.
Hannity then asked, "How about I just stay on the radio?"
No applause.
Even these idiots don't want him to stay on the radio.
Or not. Anyhow, my first thought was, why would Hannity leave his gig where he gets rich off being totally irresponsible? And he probably won't. But my second thought was, you know, a Hannity/Palin ticket probably would be able to take the GOP nomination. And, since I'm in a really bad mood about politics right now, I suppose that just might be the fucking government America deserves.