Oh for God's sake. This. And then this. I'll just give you the whole fucking thing. Check please. Via our excellent friend Julia. Blarge blargle bloogle bloo bite me bite me bite me.
As Ed Morrissey reported, Playboy is now doing a feature called “Top 10 conservative women we’d love to hate f***.”
Playboy writes about conservative women in a way that would have the angry hags from the NOW picketing outside their bunny-clad doors if they did anything remotely similar about liberal women — though I don’t know whey they’d be so ticked off — it’s not like anybody from NOW would be on the list.
Figuring that one good spurn deserves another (after all, what liberal doesn’t like “fairness”?), I thought I’d return the favor.
So, without further adeiu, here are the “Top Ten Liberal Women I’d Like to Hate F***”:
There’s… uh… one of them would be… um…
Well, there’s Aman… no wait, she’s not liberal.
Ooh, there was that one chick with the reddish hair who was on CNN in the mid-80’s… but I can’t remember her name and I’m not sure she was liberal.
So… gee, you’ll have to give me a few minutes on this… it’s like trying to make Viagra out of saltpeter.
Thanks to Playboy for reminding me about this classic:
