Wingnut trolls have been fairly boring for a while now -- sullen, uncreative, predictable, on occasion even grammatical. So I was delighted to get this the other day. It's not great by world-historical ("two dirts"; "yes, I am a psychiatrist") standards, but it's not bad:
I'd bet my best deer rifle that you have no idea what the Confederate Flag even looks like, you prevaricating poltroon.
It's like Dr. Zachary Smith and Sherriff Rosco P. Coltrane fucked and had a very, very angry kid.