by Ripley (with a ching chang dilly wang to John Cole. Hat tips are out, baby. If you can't dig it, you're totally Squaresville, man.)
Here's a picture of a man who was a Man.
Here's a bunch of pissant whiners from the Republican Party, playing dress up and prancing around because the little red light is blinking. Like, totally workin' the lensdude thing, amirite? Cha, right!!
Yeah...
It's almost like... they think they're in charge and they want to control things. Even though the people said, "No - we don't want that!" You know who else wanted to control things? Hitler, that's who. I'm just saying. Honestly, can you think of any of Hitler's great ideas? No, you can't. But, still... Again, I'm just sayin'...
But fuckin' eh, these cats have some ideas! Are they crazy? Crazy??? Maybe they're so sane that they just blew your mind, America. Oh yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about...
Rip -