If you go onto the Internet in order to make the argument that your affiliation with a mainstream political party makes you "punk rock," it is entirely possible that you are not, in fact, punk rock.
You might, however, be a beatnik. That is plausible. See the attached video for tips as to what beatniks are like and then perform a rigorous self-analysis. Do you own a leather coat? Do you have duck-billed hair? Are you having a ball with a crazy chick? Do sideburns require your sympathy?
(Seriously, how the fuck old are these people? "We’re the new rebellion against the majority juggernaut that doesn’t take kindly to dissent. Make a fist and show them what happens when they tell you what to think, feel and believe." Have you been helped?)