John McCain: let's face it, everyone knows what he smells like.
This debate is awesome. McCain wants to buy up every mortgage in the country, and also not raise taxes. "My friends, the revenues for this bold new plan will be raised by leprechauns."
UPDATE. John McCain's debate performance was flawless. I predict he rockets into the lead by 458%.
MORE. Why didn't McCain bring up that Ayers stuff? Because he's a pussy. OB-viously.
FINALLY. The election is over. The numbers will tighten, in all likelihood, they always do. But the question is whether this is a comfortable Obama win or a blowout.
But I still predict a McCain landslide of 872%.
THE LAST WORD: Twat. Dorkapalypse.
NO MORE. Your favorite Jedi sucks. Really, really sucks.