by Ripley
My hands are shaking. Tears are filling my eyes and I can barely read what I’m typing. My heart is pounding so hard I think it might leap out of my chest. My faith in Humanity is… well, it’s just broken!
God damn you, God! God damn you for making Gabriel Schwartz so rich and attractive, and just intelligent enough to be a Republican delegate. He was only trying to make the world a better place. A better place!
If, like I am, you’re feeling a lump in your throat, and you want to open your window and scream “I AM SPARTACUS!!“, there’s something you can do. Please, donate here*. Give everything you can give to stop the menace that elite, metrosexual, Republican celebrity trial lawyers face every day in America. Thank you.
Is there no place in America that’s safe for Republicans anymore? Is there no place?!?
*This is Spocko’s fund to put the brakes on idiot neo-cons’ hate speech against journalists and liberals. You can also access the donation link at Spocko’s site. Seriously, thank you.
And, hey, if some dipshit, metrosexual, hot shot, unmarried Republican trial laywer is stupid enough to take a strange woman to his hotel room at 4AM, he deserves to suck it. 1 - for being a metrosexual trial lawyer, which goes against the very fabric of Republican ideology. 2 - for being an unmarried, metrosexual trial lawyer who’s willing to have non-marital sex with a strange woman who isn’t even his wife, which goes against the very fabric of the the new Republican base’s ideology. The Iranians are laughing their asses off at you, Gabe. Laughing their asses off…
Oh, and have fun with your insurance company, pally. I’d love to see the claim paperwork on this one.
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