Biden made a whoopsie tonight, as the eagle or perhaps gimlet-eyed K-Lo spotted:
Notice Biden didn't once mention he's Catholic.
Dammit, that would have put him over the top if only he'd remembered. Or maybe he's just acting on the orders of the Priory of Sion. Or something.
I used to wonder how people this appallingly stupid were able to even feed themselves, until I realized that this utter lack of anything resembling cognition was clearly in and of itself a marketable commodity on the right. So if you've lost your job and need some dough, I recommend you violently shove a fork up one of your nostrils, and within a week you'll be getting checks from at least Townhall.