Also, the Canadians are a sack of douchebags.
UPDATE: The above may be a bit oblique. To clarify. M. Yglesisas (heh) suggested that there may be a certain "we kick ass!!!!ONE!!!!" bias inherent in American patriotism. To wit, you were born here, hence you believe this is the bestest country evar (punctuate appropriately), and thus you declare so in a less than thoughtful fashion.
"Armed Liberal" and "Uncle Jimbo" rush to offer incontrovertible truth of this thesis. That is all.
(The appended video gets the relationship between Ms. Ivors & myself correct, except I am more dulcet.)