Over at NRO it is helpfully suggested that Barack Obama release his birth certificate in order to quell e-mail & blog-standard rumors to the effect (1) that he was really born in Kenya; (2) that his middle name is really "Muhammad" instead of the much more Americanized, apple pie "Hussein" (no, I don't get it either); and (3) that he is "Barry" and not really "Barack" (frightening horror-movie musical sting)... an allegation whose dark import I freely concede I comprehend not at all, but who am I to criticize what other people do for entertainment purposes? Some people like "Flavor of Love." Some people like spreading gibberish slurs about dusky-skinned American presidential candidates. I am no elitist who would deny others their simple pleasures in this Vale O' Tears.
But then again, I am a scientist, and so I feel it legitimate to inquire as to precisely why any of this matters to the non-insane community. Thankfully, noted complete dumbass "Velvet Hammer" is here to explain it for us:
John McCain received some flak over whether he was a ‘natural born citizen. As a Military brat myself, I was born outside of the US. Of course there are no questions where my loyalties lie. And both of my parents are and were US citizens. Obama’s father was a citizen of Kenya. Where does Obama’s loyalties lie? Is he torn?
A fairly reasonable question I believe.
Yes, yes. Very good. Where does those loyalties lies -- maybe this is not a grammatical question, but surely it is... reasonable? Surely!
But then we become... doubtful. Surely, if we are to be consistent, how are we to know if there is "no question" as to where Ms. V. Hammer's "loyalties lie" without proper documentation? We have only her word for it that Ms. Hammer is a proper American, and that is clearly insufficient. Let us examine her profile:
I’m a pissed off red head. Fear my wrath, or come along for the ride. Choose your side.
Free will, truth and the freedom of speech are my weapons of choice.
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Pissing off leftards - Gawd, how I love the smell of seething lefties in the mornin’.Lover of truth and freedom!
Exactly. She's gleefully cheered on the greatest foreign policy debacle in American history, one which has failed in any way to make America safer, has emboldened -- even blatantly emboldenated -- our enemies, and has essentially encouraged the nation to feel proud of what Bin Laden baited the US into doing after 9/11, that is, responding in a ridiculous, hamfisted way guaranteed to make America look like shit. If she were a paid agent of Al Qaeda, she could have served our country no worse. And I must reluctantly admit, her inability to speak proper English is a black mark against her.
This matter should be properly investigated, though I for one will not proceed any further in this regard, as odds are she is just an innocent, halfwit dupe. Let us be generous. You see, I look forward as a "leftard" to sharing cave space with Ms. Hammer when we are on the run together from the Obamajhadeen in the inevitable Obamafascist (or Obamafascisisist) dystopia that awaits us -- after all, I am in favor of gay marriage, you know, and Ms. Hammer is an implacable foe of Teh Muslim Menace for goofball reasons of her own, so we'll be in our different ways rebellious outcasts armed with shotguns in manner of Red Dawn or similar. We'll swap recipes. It'll be fun!