I agree with everything Gavin says, except I'd add that Larry Johnson has a stupid haircut.
Look, I was alive in the 1980s, and I'm no expert on coiffure by any standard, and I'm damn funny looking, but holy shit, what a stupid haircut.
A haircut like that and you have three options: political true believer, Jesus freak, porn addict.
Larry Johnson should look into watching more porn. Seriously.