In an effort to provide further evidence for my argument that the key constituency for Movement Conservatism is the moron-American community, I give you Mac Ranger, for whom the cork ought to be on the fork, so that he might not hurt himself, or others:
Listen to the left describe conservatism and you see lunacy. Back to the F-tard at Fire Dog Lake, I mentioned in a previous post. Besides having no vocabulary other than the word "f-k", which "Thers" uses an unlucky 13 times in various forms, Thers also reveals how the uberleft feels about America and Americans in general....
American's by and large DO believe in "free markets, free people, and in the greatness of the American people and the American nation". Only slackers whose greatest accomplishment is conquering World of Warcraft think otherwise. Most of us - "who aren't morons" believe that we should be free, that we are a great people and that America rocks.
It certainly does prove something significant that "Mac Ranger" counted 13 "fucks" in "my" post. It proves that Mr. Ranger blogs with his socks off.
It may bring this poor soul some comfort that I do not in fact disagree with the proposition that America Rocks; indeed, I am firmly persuaded that America does not merely rock out, but that in the final analysis, America rocks out with its cock out, and moreover, that America knows full well --full well! -- what it will do with all that junk inside its trunk.
No. My point was, rather, that it's a pretty pisspoor showing for Movement Conservatism to have labored mightily since the 1960s in the crucible of intense ideological struggle, only to ultimately bear forth... "America rocks." Perhaps if these deep thinkers are alloted another 40 years they might likewise determine that ice cream is delicious. That is if they can ever figure out how to keep it the fuck out of their nostrils.
Moving on, I appear to have also attracted the opprobrium of "Americaneocon," but little need be said in this regard. There is a certain roborant charm in this fellow's discourse, one that ought to recommend his blog not least to someone like Mr. Ranger -- namely, the affirmation that "des sots, vous n'êtes pas le plus grand." And shit.
UPDATE: As a matter of usage, do you still get to claim the cheap points for counting someone else's "fucks" if you then call him an "f-tard"? These are deep waters.