I'm not a political scientist by trade. However, I believe I have a valuable contribution to make to the field of political science. That is, I should like to propose that the term "classical liberalism" ought to be replaced in textbooks and the like with the term "complete douchebaggery."
The reason for this is, that in my experience every single person I have ever observed who has proudly declared themselves a "classical liberal" could in fact be more aptly described as a "complete douchebag."
The evidence for this thesis is overwhelming. All I ask for in terms of credit is perhaps a footnote once the change is made. I am not driven by vanity, but rather by a lofty regard for the Pursuit of Truth.