I am given to understand that a preacher saying God might "damn America" is the worst thing to ever happen.
Well, if McCain can't-tell-his-Iraq-from-his-ass gets elected president, America is gonna be not just damned, but in fact well and truly fucked.
NOTE: I arose from my sickbed to post this (or, rather, stayed in my sickbed and posted it from my laptop), because of my tremendous sense of duty -- the Republic could not survive in these dark days without my Voice, my frail, stomach-virus wracked Voice, speaking "fuck!" to power. I hope you all fucking appreciate it.
(Vomits once more into pail while nevertheless retaining sense of immense personal dignity)
UPDATE: Oh for fuck's sake. I can't possibly throw up enough to properly express my feelings towards ABC News right now...