I am often asked, Thers, that Altmouse shit was pretty fucking funny, why did you give it up?
Sorry, I just don't care. Except I heard that one team cheated. So I hope the other team wins. I did just hear Arlen Specter on C-Span radio talking about how Congress ought to investigate that cheating team because football is so important to America. My tax money is supposed to go into making sure some people playing a game don't cheat? Why doesn't he check out whether people playing Scrabulous on Facebook are using Scrabble Helper? God forbid he should confirm some judges or something more tediously congressional.
UPDATE: Actually, I'm watching now. Checking out the HD camerawork and the commercials — which are strangely appealing to women and look terrific in HD. Hey, Charlie Brown got the Coke. That's nice! Anyway, I was amused to see the lineup on the other channels. It's so obviously things they think will appeal to people who don't want to watch the Super Bowl. Like "Music of Seal on Ice." That is not a joke. UHD is showing "Music of Seal on Ice." Hilarious! Let's see. What else? "Auntie Mame," "Sense and Sensibility," "Legally Blonde,""The Parent Trap," "Indigo Girls: Live at the Roxy"...
Ooh! Touchdown Giants! I approve.
ADDED: Hey, I'm enjoying this.
AND: That was pretty cool. Love the 1 second thing....
+: NY!
On some lonely beach, an inflatable porpoise is missing its helium.
Shudder.
The true nightmare though is that the Corner is even worse. Here is its Boss referencing the Tom Petty halftime rock and roll concert:
P.S. on Half-Time [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
"God bless" you too, dude. That was a nice, subtle Super Bowl moment. This American Girl is grateful. 02/03 08:29 PM
Half-time Half-thought [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I understand Romney has a good singing voice. Perhaps if he broke out into "I Won't Back Down" tomorrow, pundits might not be singing "Free Fallin'" about him Tuesday night.
02/03 08:27 PM
Oh god oh god [hitting self repeatedly on head with sledgehammer].
This. Is. Hell.