The following is a Day By Day cartoon by Chris Muir. It is real. He seems to be saying that now that Cap'n Ed has been voluntarily committed into the Hot Air asylum, women will sprout penises. These female penises will be known as "little captains."
That's really, really... frickin' weird.
Cap'n Ed's post is about how Barack Obama owes everything to million dollar bribes from Saddam Hussein, which sounds about right as far as Hot Air-standard material goes. So, you know, bon voyage & all that.