New post up at FDL. It is alert, taut, elegant. It has almost no snark in it, but you should read it anyway.
And lest we forget: this is why this blog is called Whiskey Fire.
UPDATE. A film that sets out to be terrible and fails at that can be Art. A film that sets out to be great and fails at that cannot be Art.
Discuss. Of course, if you disagree with this you're a fucking dumbass. Dumbass. Fucker.