Do you ever sense there is some large mass of dark matter, an unseen Scandal Star, the gravitational pull of which is warping the coverage of what seems, on the surface, a pretty dull presidential race? I do. So does Ron Rosenbaum. I thought the Dark Star was the Edwards affair allegation. But Rosenbaum says "everyone in the elite Mainstream media" knows about another juicy scandal that the LAT is supposedly sitting on. I guess this is proof that I'm not in the elite, because I don't know what he's talking about. ... My vestigial Limbaugh gland tells me it must involve a Democrat, or else the Times would have found a reason to print it. ... P.S.: If it's just Richardson, that will be very disappointing. ...
Dude, that gland ain't "vestigial." It's tenting your Dockers as we speak.
Asshole.
I’m placing my money on the lesbian-Hillary angle.
If you examine the candidates connected by the gossip columnists to current sex scandals, Hillary leads the way with her Huma connection.
Within a couple of hours of reading Mickey Kaus’s report above, I blitzed more than 30 sources (most of them journalists) for what they know about this matter. None of them could identify the purported LA Times story Rosenbaum blogs about.
My dialogue with my sources left me with no doubt Tuesday night that Hillary’s hit on women and that Huma Abedin is Hillary’s most likely source of romantic and sexual love.
Here’s a picture of Hillary’s personal assistant Huma Abedin. Huma Abedin. Huma Abedin. Huma Abedin.
And here's a picture, picture, picture of Luke Ford, who wanked the above:
Perhaps he wishes for a lesbian affair of his own, with Mickey Kaus and the goats looking on. It would be irresponsible not to speculate, you know.
Luke Ford also writes:
If you put a gun to my head and made me choose which team I believed Hillary batted for, I’d say she played with either girls alone or with both teams.
He typed this while wearing two, count 'em, two, wetsuits. I'm pretty openminded, myself, but a guy who fantasizes about having a gun to his head and being forced to talk about Hillary Clinton's sexual orientation strikes me as a total and complete pervert and one sick little fuck.
What a complete fucking asshole.
UPDATE: And this asshole, whom we've met before, gets into the act. Jesus, the guy splatters pictures of anthropomorphic female cartoon rats with big tits fondling giant pistols all over his shitty blog. So you can sort of tell where he's falling on the sexual maturity scale... wingnut bottom furries, just what the world needs. (Again, it is irresponsible not to speculate. Clinton rules in effect!)
UPDATE: Tom tells us in comments: "Luke Ford's Wikipedia entry calls him 'the Matt Drudge of porn.' By the way, Atlas Juggs also gets into the act, and plays up (surprise!) the Islamic angle." Wikipedia also tells us he's pals with noted self-righteous jackass Dennis Prager, noted wingnut radio host and regular Townhall lunatic.
Your Conservative Movement, ladies and gentlemen. (Golf clap.)