I got an email tonight of a sort I've gotten before occasionally (well, twice). It was a request to know how to become a "successful blogger."
Since I am a very successful blogger, with a personal income from blogging alone of over $870,000 per annum, paid chiefly in quatloos, I feel awesomely qualified to answer this question. So here is my Simple Secret of Blogging Success:
Never, ever, post anything without first having rapidly consumed 14 martinis or the essential equivalent, or else you are not properly handicapping for Jonah Goldberg.
And that's it. Other than that, I got nothing.
Will there ever again be a film like Krush Groove? No.