Molly I & I went to see Across the Universe tonight. Across the Universe is the heartwarming tale of how an illegal alien seduces a nice young white girl, introduces her to drugs, and makes her say hi to a lesbian. Then this innocent white girl shows us what her left tit looks like and gets involved in anti-war activities. Apart from that, a bunch of shit happens, all of it staged to very slow-moving covers of Beatles songs. Bono is in it, if you enjoy that sort of thing.
I don't know why this film was made, but I do know that it is nine and a half hours long, and that watching it, you feel like you've just all at once eaten two wedding cakes and a half gallon of liverwurst. It's a bit rich. On the whole an entirely shameful and vulgar display of shameful vulgarity.
Notwithstanding, certain sequences are visually compelling.